April Fools' Shoes

In honor of April Fools' Day, here are a few shoes that I don't think were meant to be jokes, but certainly feel like a prank on anyone foolish enough to buy or wear them:

Jeffrey Campbell "Big Girl" @ Nordstrom ($149.95)

Jessica Simpson "Dany" @ Heels.com ($99.99)

EMU "Milly" @ Macy's ($59.00)

Dior "Tahiti Ribbon Pumps" @ Saks Fifth Avenue ($1,500.00)

Got anymore ugly or outrageous shoes to share? Let's have 'em.